the Prince of Pop. Mr. Justin Timberlake. Justney. I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.
Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS
You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.
I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful.
Goodamnit that’s hard. If britney spears meant britney marries justin, they have a kid or two and make some songs or do a movie together then britney spears 248649969% I would gladly give up food for that.
|Nurse:||"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."|
|Me:||"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."|
|Nurse:||"So he's your...."|
|Nurse:||(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"|
|Nurse:||"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"|
|Me:||"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."|
|Nurse:||"You're sexually active, then."|
|Nurse:||"How many times have you been pregnant?"|
|Nurse:||"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"|
|Me:||"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."|
|Nurse:||"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"|
|Me:||"I fuck girls."|
♕ [ My list of flawless people ]
↪ 15. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
"I used to think I actually was Batman."