Chancellor of the Dark

the Prince of Pop. Mr. Justin Timberlake. Justney. I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.

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ttylerposeys:

stop white people who think it’s okay to say the n word bc they have black friends

reincarnxte:

Oliver Sykes accepting the award for his band Bring Me The Horizon at the APMAS

amazing

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ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

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deluxe-timberlake asked: food or britney spears


Answer:

Goodamnit that’s hard. If britney spears meant britney marries justin, they have a kid or two and make some songs or do a movie together then britney spears 248649969% I would gladly give up food for that.

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse:"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me:"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse:"So he's your...."
Me:"Friend."
Nurse:(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me:"11."
Nurse:"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me:"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse:"You're sexually active, then."
Me:"Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse:"How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me:"Uh. 0."
Nurse:"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me:"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse:"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me:"With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me:"I fuck girls."

finnicksownsugarcube:

[ My list of flawless people ]
15. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

"I used to think I actually was Batman."

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